![]() ![]() There are movies that are knowingly dumb and end up being fun, like "The Fate of the Furious." There is elevated trash, like "Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle." And there are genuinely graceful action movies with giant animals, like "Kong: Skull Island."Ī few cool action moments aside, "Rampage" is just dumb. Is Donald Trump the president in this movie? I really wonder how he'd handle any of this.Does the US government really have a secret team to handle science experiments gone wrong?.Why is Jeffrey Dean Morgan pretending to be a cowboy when his role is a government operative who contains science experiments gone wrong?.What happens to the gorilla George bullied from the beginning of the movie?.What happens to Okoye's coworkers from the beginning of the movie?.Are we supposed to believe that Dwayne Johnson, the most charismatic person on Earth, really doesn't have any human friends?.Why do the executives think it's a good idea to send out a sonar signal that attracts all the giant animals to a major city?.Why does the company stock drop by only 20% when their space station blows up and kills everyone on it?.Why do the villainous executives behind the genetic modification company think it's a good idea to do dangerous science experiments in space?.If you're not interested in any of that, "Rampage" is not the movie for you. He (the gorilla, not The Rock) also makes some sex jokes. ![]() "Rampage" is the movie where The Rock's gorilla friend causes a lot of death and destruction and battles a giant mutant alligator (and also a giant mutant wolf) in the streets of Chicago. What's not too like about him starring in a movie with giant animals fighting and destroying a city, right? What's hot: The Rock is friends with a giant gorilla who throws helicopters and fights a giant mutant alligator. Kate Caldwell, a scientist played by Naomi Harris who might have the cure, to rescue the city, defeat the villainous corporation that started all this, and prevent the military from bombing Chicago - all while saving George in the process. Account icon An icon in the shape of a person's head and shoulders.
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